Introduction

Stupid Ice-Breakers are helpful phrases for social situations where a hearty rapport is yet to be established.

They are excellent openers for job interviews, loan negotiations and meeting the parents.

By using Stupid Ice-Breakers you will not only exhibit a firm grasp of general knowledge, but also flash your wackier side, which is always a big plus.

As in real life, results will vary. Some people may even become envious of your endearing wit and leave early. You must NOT leave early yourself. Keep calm and plough on!

Let’s get started then. Did you know that..?

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#145 – 30 Nov 2017

The source of ambition is inglorious.

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November 30, 2017 · 11:55 am

#144 – 31 Oct 2017

Skinny folks find the worst shortcuts.

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October 31, 2017 · 8:09 pm

#143 – 31 Aug 2017

One should often prefer first drinks over last.

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August 31, 2017 · 3:24 pm

#142 – 30 Jun 2017

Self-proclaimed “passionate” people are invariably nuts.

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June 30, 2017 · 8:15 pm

#141 – 30 Apr 2017

Transparency remains a dubious characteristic.

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April 30, 2017 · 5:26 pm

#140 – 30 Mar 2017

Ingenuity does not mix with sanity.

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March 30, 2017 · 8:04 pm

#139 – 28 Feb 2017

Only success exposes man’s true nature.

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February 28, 2017 · 10:12 am

#138 – 30 Jan 2017

Life’s but a chain of deals.

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January 30, 2017 · 9:47 pm

#137 – 30 Dec 2016

Orange is the new black.

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December 30, 2016 · 5:17 pm

#136 – 30 Nov 2016

Funky Town has its very first white Mayor.

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November 30, 2016 · 6:19 pm

#135 – 31 Oct 2016

Everyone is their very own brand killer.

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October 31, 2016 · 6:45 pm

#134 – 30 Sep 2016

One should never argue with the serious.

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September 30, 2016 · 8:28 pm

#133 – 31 Aug 2016

Standard of living is never more than the current mood.

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August 31, 2016 · 6:04 pm

#132 – 30 Jul 2016

Kleptomania was just another passing fad.

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July 30, 2016 · 4:03 pm

#131 – 31 May 2016

Selfies are nowadays taken too personally.

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May 31, 2016 · 7:41 pm

#130 – 29 Apr 2016

Dinners for 2 are why so many stay single.

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April 29, 2016 · 7:39 pm

#129 – 31 Mar 2016

Jokes too practical are boring.

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March 31, 2016 · 6:24 pm

#128 – 29 Feb 2016

Just being oneself is hardly ever advisable.

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February 29, 2016 · 5:53 pm

#127 – 31 Jan 2016

A masochist is just a hedonist in denial.

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January 31, 2016 · 7:32 pm

#126 – 18 Dec 2015

Hoodies save a fortune in pillow case expenses.

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December 18, 2015 · 5:26 pm

#125 – 30 Nov 2015

Between love and hate there’s an “and”.

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November 30, 2015 · 3:34 pm

#124 – 31 Oct 2015

Two times less is a lot easier said than done.

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October 31, 2015 · 4:20 pm

#123 – 30 Sep 2015

Pissing oneself off should seldom be outsourced.

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September 30, 2015 · 1:27 pm

#122 – 29 Aug 2015

With useless bands even the differences are unmusical.

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August 29, 2015 · 5:00 pm

#121 – 30 Jul 2015

For a man to take part in a rat race feels grossly unfair.

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July 30, 2015 · 12:46 pm