Monthly Archives: March 2013

#59 – 28 Mar 2013

He who has nachos for breakfast, smiles for the day.

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March 28, 2013 · 8:37 am

#58 – 27 Mar 2013

Insurance on life hardly ever works.

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March 27, 2013 · 8:17 pm

#57 – 26 Mar 2013

To erhm is hesitant. To fockit, decisive.

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March 26, 2013 · 6:29 pm

#56 – 25 Mar 2013

Tipping oneself at Maccy D’s is just silly.

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March 25, 2013 · 2:31 pm

#55 – 22 Mar 2013

Even Gandhi couldn’t resist the tune of an ice cream van.

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March 22, 2013 · 5:43 pm

#54 – 21 Mar 2013

Air Lo-Co now charges for sick bags. By weight.

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March 21, 2013 · 8:46 pm

#53 – 20 Mar 2013

Happiness equals a little too little.

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March 20, 2013 · 10:45 am

#52 – 19 Mar 2013

The most common hedgehog names are Cindy and Philippe.

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March 19, 2013 · 9:02 pm

#51 – 18 Mar 2013

One can seldom wait until quite everyone has arrived.

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March 18, 2013 · 9:45 am

#50 – 15 Mar 2013

Life’s a holiday. Soon it’s back to work.

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March 15, 2013 · 12:25 pm

#49 – 14 Mar 2013

If at first you miss success, try again and aim for failure.

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March 14, 2013 · 9:31 am

#48 – 13 Mar 2013

Organised crime not only pays, but often leaves a healthy tip.

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March 13, 2013 · 2:37 pm

#47 – 12 Mar 2013

Those resistant to change should always carry cheques.

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March 12, 2013 · 9:30 am

#46 – 11 Mar 2013

A good stalker these days is hard to find.

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March 11, 2013 · 8:51 am

#45 – 8 Mar 2013

Procrastination shouldn’t be left to the last minute.

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March 8, 2013 · 2:05 pm

#44 – 7 Mar 2013

Using a barometer is like asking what is it that I’m wearing.

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March 7, 2013 · 6:32 pm

#43 – 6 Mar 2013

A true wine expert can pinpoint the age. Of the stomper.

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March 6, 2013 · 10:14 am

#42 – 5 Mar 2013

An autobiography just does not write itself.

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March 5, 2013 · 4:38 pm

#41 – 4 Mar 2013

Passive smokers should do it properly or quit altogether.

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March 4, 2013 · 11:31 am

#40 – 1 Mar 2013

Sitting on a fence is just not very practical.

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March 1, 2013 · 12:44 pm