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#145 – 30 Nov 2017

The source of ambition is inglorious.

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November 30, 2017 · 11:55 am

#144 – 31 Oct 2017

Skinny folks find the worst shortcuts.

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October 31, 2017 · 8:09 pm

#143 – 31 Aug 2017

One should often prefer first drinks over last.

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August 31, 2017 · 3:24 pm

#142 – 30 Jun 2017

Self-proclaimed “passionate” people are invariably nuts.

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June 30, 2017 · 8:15 pm

#141 – 30 Apr 2017

Transparency remains a dubious characteristic.

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April 30, 2017 · 5:26 pm

#140 – 30 Mar 2017

Ingenuity does not mix with sanity.

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March 30, 2017 · 8:04 pm

#139 – 28 Feb 2017

Only success exposes man’s true nature.

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February 28, 2017 · 10:12 am

#138 – 30 Jan 2017

Life’s but a chain of deals.

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January 30, 2017 · 9:47 pm

#137 – 30 Dec 2016

Orange is the new black.

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December 30, 2016 · 5:17 pm

#136 – 30 Nov 2016

Funky Town has its very first white Mayor.

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November 30, 2016 · 6:19 pm

#135 – 31 Oct 2016

Everyone is their very own brand killer.

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October 31, 2016 · 6:45 pm

#134 – 30 Sep 2016

One should never argue with the serious.

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September 30, 2016 · 8:28 pm

#133 – 31 Aug 2016

Standard of living is never more than the current mood.

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August 31, 2016 · 6:04 pm

#132 – 30 Jul 2016

Kleptomania was just another passing fad.

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July 30, 2016 · 4:03 pm

#131 – 31 May 2016

Selfies are nowadays taken too personally.

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May 31, 2016 · 7:41 pm

#130 – 29 Apr 2016

Dinners for 2 are why so many stay single.

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April 29, 2016 · 7:39 pm

#129 – 31 Mar 2016

Jokes too practical are boring.

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March 31, 2016 · 6:24 pm

#128 – 29 Feb 2016

Just being oneself is hardly ever advisable.

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February 29, 2016 · 5:53 pm

#127 – 31 Jan 2016

A masochist is just a hedonist in denial.

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January 31, 2016 · 7:32 pm

#126 – 18 Dec 2015

Hoodies save a fortune in pillow case expenses.

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December 18, 2015 · 5:26 pm

#125 – 30 Nov 2015

Between love and hate there’s an “and”.

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November 30, 2015 · 3:34 pm

#124 – 31 Oct 2015

Two times less is a lot easier said than done.

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October 31, 2015 · 4:20 pm

#123 – 30 Sep 2015

Pissing oneself off should seldom be outsourced.

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September 30, 2015 · 1:27 pm

#122 – 29 Aug 2015

With useless bands even the differences are unmusical.

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August 29, 2015 · 5:00 pm

#121 – 30 Jul 2015

For a man to take part in a rat race feels grossly unfair.

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July 30, 2015 · 12:46 pm