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#120 – 10 Jun 2015

Having a test kitchen sounds so much better than overeating.

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June 10, 2015 · 2:02 pm
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#118 – 30 Apr 2015

Good and bad taste are equally unaffordable.

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April 30, 2015 · 7:03 pm
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#117 – 31 Mar 2015

Normalcy is the first refuge of the gutless.

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March 31, 2015 · 10:08 pm
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#116 – 24 Feb 2015

Cocktails are now illegal in fruit-phobic Russia.

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February 24, 2015 · 5:50 pm
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#115 – 30 Jan 2015

The most feared form of capital punishment is deflation.

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January 30, 2015 · 2:21 pm
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#114 – 31 Dec 2014

Acting one’s age is the root of all annoying.

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December 31, 2014 · 1:43 pm
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#113 – 14 Nov 2014

Predeterminism was just an accident waiting to happen.

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November 14, 2014 · 2:05 pm
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#112 – 30 Oct 2014

Ashes to ashes, one might just as well smoke.

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October 30, 2014 · 9:45 am
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#111 – 22 Sep 2014

Morning outbound train services are to be cut by half.

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September 22, 2014 · 6:23 pm
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#110 – 26 Aug 2014

Two negatives: Not an attractive sight.

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August 26, 2014 · 1:45 pm
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#109 – 09 Jul 2014

Guide cats are the very latest suicide craze.

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July 9, 2014 · 3:00 pm
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#108 – 07 Jul 2014

the, right, to, adopt, a, gay, remains, controversial

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July 7, 2014 · 1:18 pm
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#107 – 24 Jun 2014

Dreading the public speaking is much eased by wearing ear plugs.

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June 24, 2014 · 8:16 pm
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#106 – 28 May 2014

The best drinks in life are free.

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May 28, 2014 · 9:45 pm
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#105 – 17 Apr 2014

Making room in the fridge does count towards housework.

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April 17, 2014 · 6:16 pm
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#104 – 14 Apr 2014

Marco Polo’s stories sound not just a little bit far-fetched.

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April 14, 2014 · 9:29 pm
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#103 – 31 Mar 2014

A poetic justice is twice as cryptic.

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March 31, 2014 · 3:28 pm
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#102 – 13 Feb 2014

An empty load saves the trouble of hanging up later.

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February 13, 2014 · 11:34 am
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#101 – 31 Jan 2014

It’s not better the Devil, you know.

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January 31, 2014 · 10:46 pm
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#100 – 31 Dec 2013

Only questions unanswered will survive.

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December 31, 2013 · 4:56 pm
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#99 – 30 Dec 2013

By the year 2020, most American mirrors will be super-sized.

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December 30, 2013 · 5:26 pm
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#98 – 28 Dec 2013

Subscription to Fine Wine Daily is a Licence to Drink.

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December 28, 2013 · 4:01 pm
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#97 – 27 Dec 2013

Eating disorder starts with a dessert.

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December 27, 2013 · 6:53 pm
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#96 – 29 Nov 2013

Law of Averages is under scrutiny for being disparaging.

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November 29, 2013 · 6:02 pm
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#95 – 4 Oct 2013

Weight losses will no longer be tax deductible.

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October 4, 2013 · 2:36 pm