Monthly Archives: February 2013

#39 – 28 Feb 2013

There’s no sales tax on songs about ex-boyfriends.

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February 28, 2013 · 6:16 pm

#38 – 27 Feb 2013

An honourable sketcher has to draw the line somewhere.

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February 27, 2013 · 1:47 pm

#37 – 26 Feb 2013

There are 27 non-verbal dialects in Italy.

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February 26, 2013 · 12:30 pm

#36 – 25 Feb 2013

It’s better to misbehave than not to behave at all.

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February 25, 2013 · 1:42 pm

#35 – 22 Feb 2013

The basement of Graceland was converted into a cheese factory.

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February 22, 2013 · 5:07 pm

#34 – 21 Feb 2013

Should you find a pair of nice fitting jeans, you’d better get two.

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February 21, 2013 · 1:35 pm

#33 – 20 Feb 2013

One should never piss off one’s barber.

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February 20, 2013 · 7:49 pm

#32 – 19 Feb 2013

Albert Einstein got his best ideas while washing up.

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February 19, 2013 · 8:12 pm

#31 – 18 Feb 2013

Early Olympic table tennis was held in the Village rec room.

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February 18, 2013 · 3:46 pm

#30 – 15 Feb 2013

Birds can see the future in their sleep.

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February 15, 2013 · 2:19 pm

#29 – 14 Feb 2013

Seven rooms in the White House are sealed off due to haunting.

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February 14, 2013 · 12:42 pm

#28 – 13 Feb 2013

A double negative is not a legal reason for divorce.

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February 13, 2013 · 4:47 pm

#27 – 12 Feb 2013

The average pizza has grown by two slices in a decade.

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February 12, 2013 · 12:30 pm

#26 – 11 Feb 2013

Great Food War started as a result of a typo.

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February 11, 2013 · 12:02 pm

#25 – 8 Feb 2013

Today is not getting any younger.

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February 8, 2013 · 8:38 pm

#24 – 7 Feb 2013

Ruining the atmosphere was the original deadly sin.

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February 7, 2013 · 8:47 pm

#23 – 6 Feb 2013

The Ode to Joy was partially composed by Beethoven’s parrot.

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February 6, 2013 · 9:44 am

#22 – 5 Feb 2013

Most passwords are now taken from fast food menus.

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February 5, 2013 · 1:55 pm

#21 – 4 Feb 2013

Sisterhood is a relative concept.

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February 4, 2013 · 9:44 am

#20 – 1 Feb 2013

Grating cheese is always less trouble than you’d think.

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February 1, 2013 · 8:21 am