Monthly Archives: April 2013

#75 – 30 Apr 2013

Casual Friday at the nudist colony is just disgusting.

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April 30, 2013 · 9:20 am

#74 – 29 Apr 2013

The truest follower of the latest fashion is next season.

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April 29, 2013 · 10:40 am

#73 – 26 Apr 2013

Placebos are first tested on hypochondriac animals.

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April 26, 2013 · 12:52 pm

#72 – 25 Apr 2013

Posh cannibal restaurants don’t serve drunks.

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April 25, 2013 · 12:07 pm

#71 – 24 Apr 2013

Every day it takes longer to study for the history exam.

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April 24, 2013 · 1:18 pm

#70 – 23 Apr 2013

Jogging is such a painful way to get from A to A.

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April 23, 2013 · 1:37 pm

#69 – 22 Apr 2013

A Police Dog is cross-breeding gone too far.

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April 22, 2013 · 9:55 pm

#68 – 19 Apr 2013

People who “give their 110%” should go back to school.

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April 19, 2013 · 10:16 am

#67 – 18 Apr 2013

The French still haven’t returned from lunch.

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April 18, 2013 · 3:49 pm

#66 – 17 Apr 2013

24hr fast food service seems kind of slow.

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April 17, 2013 · 5:52 pm

#65 – 16 Apr 2013

When acquiring a bookshop, why not buy second-hand?

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April 16, 2013 · 11:33 pm

#64 – 15 Apr 2013

Ku Klux Klan White remains the least popular wedding dress hue.

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April 15, 2013 · 6:01 pm

#63 – 5 Apr 2013

A handicap system for I.Q. is developed.

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April 5, 2013 · 2:53 pm

#62 – 4 Apr 2013

Member count of the most exclusive club in the world: Zero.

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April 4, 2013 · 3:42 pm

#61 – 3 Apr 2013

It’s okay to say “No” to talking to drugs.

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April 3, 2013 · 11:58 am

#60 – 2 Apr 2013

In many a Royal Family, king-size is a bit of an inside joke.

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April 2, 2013 · 8:52 pm