Category Archives: TOP 20

#97 – 27 Dec 2013

Eating disorder starts with a dessert.

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December 27, 2013 · 6:53 pm

#96 – 29 Nov 2013

Law of Averages is under scrutiny for being disparaging.

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November 29, 2013 · 6:02 pm

#95 – 4 Oct 2013

Weight losses will no longer be tax deductible.

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October 4, 2013 · 2:36 pm

#87 – 23 Jul 2013

The problem with a high BMI could just as easily be the height.

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July 23, 2013 · 9:16 am

#81 – 28 May 2013

War and Peace was the first 2-for-1 compilation.

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May 28, 2013 · 9:07 am

#79 – 14 May 2013

Most sanitary towel ads are inspired by Picasso’s blue period.

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May 14, 2013 · 8:39 pm

#75 – 30 Apr 2013

Casual Friday at the nudist colony is just disgusting.

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April 30, 2013 · 9:20 am

#73 – 26 Apr 2013

Placebos are first tested on hypochondriac animals.

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April 26, 2013 · 12:52 pm

#72 – 25 Apr 2013

Posh cannibal restaurants don’t serve drunks.

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April 25, 2013 · 12:07 pm

#71 – 24 Apr 2013

Every day it takes longer to study for the history exam.

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April 24, 2013 · 1:18 pm

#54 – 21 Mar 2013

Air Lo-Co now charges for sick bags. By weight.

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March 21, 2013 · 8:46 pm

#48 – 13 Mar 2013

Organised crime not only pays, but often leaves a healthy tip.

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March 13, 2013 · 2:37 pm

#47 – 12 Mar 2013

Those resistant to change should always carry cheques.

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March 12, 2013 · 9:30 am

#46 – 11 Mar 2013

A good stalker these days is hard to find.

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March 11, 2013 · 8:51 am

#42 – 5 Mar 2013

An autobiography just does not write itself.

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March 5, 2013 · 4:38 pm

#41 – 4 Mar 2013

Passive smokers should do it properly or quit altogether.

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March 4, 2013 · 11:31 am

#39 – 28 Feb 2013

There’s no sales tax on songs about ex-boyfriends.

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February 28, 2013 · 6:16 pm

#37 – 26 Feb 2013

There are 27 non-verbal dialects in Italy.

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February 26, 2013 · 12:30 pm

#9 – 17 Jan 2013

Sorting socks causes most gay divorces.

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January 17, 2013 · 7:12 pm

#1 – 7 Jan 2013

Courtney Love claims to have slept with Bigfoot.

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January 7, 2013 · 11:55 pm