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#92 – 30 Aug 2013

Not all universities are expanding.

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August 30, 2013 · 12:41 pm
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#91 – 29 Aug 2013

Outsourcing brain surgery is often the way to go.

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August 29, 2013 · 10:32 pm
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#90 – 28 Aug 2013

Ahead of his time, Mozart was already middle-aged at 18.

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August 28, 2013 · 10:03 pm
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#89 – 27 Aug 2013

Lost and Found used to be two separate offices.

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August 27, 2013 · 5:50 pm
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#88 – 26 Jul 2013

Anti-social movement is having problems recruiting members.

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July 26, 2013 · 5:02 pm
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#86 – 22 Jul 2013

Multiple choice urine test is harder to swallow.

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July 22, 2013 · 4:30 pm
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#85 – 7 Jun 2013

Matinées are the leading cause of naptime insomnia.

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June 7, 2013 · 5:57 pm
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#84 – 6 Jun 2013

A Gentleman stands up well before the Lady arrives.

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June 6, 2013 · 6:50 pm
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#83 – 4 Jun 2013

Today’s sun will not last till tomorrow.

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June 4, 2013 · 2:59 pm
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#82 – 29 May 2013

Deadlines are unhealthy. Especially the last one.

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May 29, 2013 · 9:38 am
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#80 – 23 May 2013

How Noah managed to forget the dinosaurs remains a mystery.

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May 23, 2013 · 8:52 pm
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#78 – 13 May 2013

Not just any clown can satisfy a million women, explained Ronald.

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May 13, 2013 · 6:05 pm
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#77 – 7 May 2013

Life in the slow lane gets you there later.

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May 7, 2013 · 2:37 pm
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#76 – 6 May 2013

Sleepwalking can save a fortune in taxi fares.

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May 6, 2013 · 10:59 am
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#74 – 29 Apr 2013

The truest follower of the latest fashion is next season.

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April 29, 2013 · 10:40 am
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#70 – 23 Apr 2013

Jogging is such a painful way to get from A to A.

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April 23, 2013 · 1:37 pm
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#69 – 22 Apr 2013

A Police Dog is cross-breeding gone too far.

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April 22, 2013 · 9:55 pm
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#68 – 19 Apr 2013

People who “give their 110%” should go back to school.

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April 19, 2013 · 10:16 am
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#67 – 18 Apr 2013

The French still haven’t returned from lunch.

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April 18, 2013 · 3:49 pm
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#66 – 17 Apr 2013

24hr fast food service seems kind of slow.

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April 17, 2013 · 5:52 pm
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#65 – 16 Apr 2013

When acquiring a bookshop, why not buy second-hand?

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April 16, 2013 · 11:33 pm
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#64 – 15 Apr 2013

Ku Klux Klan White remains the least popular wedding dress hue.

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April 15, 2013 · 6:01 pm
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#63 – 5 Apr 2013

A handicap system for I.Q. is developed.

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April 5, 2013 · 2:53 pm
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#62 – 4 Apr 2013

Member count of the most exclusive club in the world: Zero.

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April 4, 2013 · 3:42 pm
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#61 – 3 Apr 2013

It’s okay to say “No” to talking to drugs.

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April 3, 2013 · 11:58 am