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#60 – 2 Apr 2013

In many a Royal Family, king-size is a bit of an inside joke.

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April 2, 2013 · 8:52 pm
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#59 – 28 Mar 2013

He who has nachos for breakfast, smiles for the day.

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March 28, 2013 · 8:37 am
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#58 – 27 Mar 2013

Insurance on life hardly ever works.

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March 27, 2013 · 8:17 pm
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#57 – 26 Mar 2013

To erhm is hesitant. To fockit, decisive.

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March 26, 2013 · 6:29 pm
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#56 – 25 Mar 2013

Tipping oneself at Maccy D’s is just silly.

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March 25, 2013 · 2:31 pm
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#55 – 22 Mar 2013

Even Gandhi couldn’t resist the tune of an ice cream van.

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March 22, 2013 · 5:43 pm
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#53 – 20 Mar 2013

Happiness equals a little too little.

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March 20, 2013 · 10:45 am
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#52 – 19 Mar 2013

The most common hedgehog names are Cindy and Philippe.

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March 19, 2013 · 9:02 pm
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#51 – 18 Mar 2013

One can seldom wait until quite everyone has arrived.

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March 18, 2013 · 9:45 am
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#50 – 15 Mar 2013

Life’s a holiday. Soon it’s back to work.

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March 15, 2013 · 12:25 pm
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#49 – 14 Mar 2013

If at first you miss success, try again and aim for failure.

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March 14, 2013 · 9:31 am
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#45 – 8 Mar 2013

Procrastination shouldn’t be left to the last minute.

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March 8, 2013 · 2:05 pm
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#44 – 7 Mar 2013

Using a barometer is like asking what is it that I’m wearing.

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March 7, 2013 · 6:32 pm
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#43 – 6 Mar 2013

A true wine expert can pinpoint the age. Of the stomper.

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March 6, 2013 · 10:14 am
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#40 – 1 Mar 2013

Sitting on a fence is just not very practical.

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March 1, 2013 · 12:44 pm
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#38 – 27 Feb 2013

An honourable sketcher has to draw the line somewhere.

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February 27, 2013 · 1:47 pm
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#36 – 25 Feb 2013

It’s better to misbehave than not to behave at all.

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February 25, 2013 · 1:42 pm
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#35 – 22 Feb 2013

The basement of Graceland was converted into a cheese factory.

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February 22, 2013 · 5:07 pm
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#34 – 21 Feb 2013

Should you find a pair of nice fitting jeans, you’d better get two.

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February 21, 2013 · 1:35 pm
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#33 – 20 Feb 2013

One should never piss off one’s barber.

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February 20, 2013 · 7:49 pm
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#32 – 19 Feb 2013

Albert Einstein got his best ideas while washing up.

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February 19, 2013 · 8:12 pm
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#31 – 18 Feb 2013

Early Olympic table tennis was held in the Village rec room.

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February 18, 2013 · 3:46 pm
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#30 – 15 Feb 2013

Birds can see the future in their sleep.

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February 15, 2013 · 2:19 pm
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#29 – 14 Feb 2013

Seven rooms in the White House are sealed off due to haunting.

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February 14, 2013 · 12:42 pm
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#28 – 13 Feb 2013

A double negative is not a legal reason for divorce.

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February 13, 2013 · 4:47 pm