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#95 – 4 Oct 2013

Weight losses will no longer be tax deductible.

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#94 – 28 Sep 2013

Midlife crisis should be solved without Mr. Putin’s help.

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September 28, 2013 · 3:16 pm
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#93 – 27 Sep 2013

The grass is always cheaper on the other side of the fence.

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#92 – 30 Aug 2013

Not all universities are expanding.

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August 30, 2013 · 12:41 pm
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#91 – 29 Aug 2013

Outsourcing brain surgery is often the way to go.

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August 29, 2013 · 10:32 pm
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#90 – 28 Aug 2013

Ahead of his time, Mozart was already middle-aged at 18.

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August 28, 2013 · 10:03 pm
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#89 – 27 Aug 2013

Lost and Found used to be two separate offices.

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August 27, 2013 · 5:50 pm
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#88 – 26 Jul 2013

Anti-social movement is having problems recruiting members.

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July 26, 2013 · 5:02 pm
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#87 – 23 Jul 2013

The problem with a high BMI could just as easily be the height.

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July 23, 2013 · 9:16 am
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#86 – 22 Jul 2013

Multiple choice urine test is harder to swallow.

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July 22, 2013 · 4:30 pm
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#85 – 7 Jun 2013

Matinées are the leading cause of naptime insomnia.

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June 7, 2013 · 5:57 pm
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#84 – 6 Jun 2013

A Gentleman stands up well before the Lady arrives.

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June 6, 2013 · 6:50 pm
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#83 – 4 Jun 2013

Today’s sun will not last till tomorrow.

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June 4, 2013 · 2:59 pm
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#82 – 29 May 2013

Deadlines are unhealthy. Especially the last one.

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May 29, 2013 · 9:38 am
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#81 – 28 May 2013

War and Peace was the first 2-for-1 compilation.

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May 28, 2013 · 9:07 am
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#80 – 23 May 2013

How Noah managed to forget the dinosaurs remains a mystery.

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May 23, 2013 · 8:52 pm
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#79 – 14 May 2013

Most sanitary towel ads are inspired by Picasso’s blue period.

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May 14, 2013 · 8:39 pm
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#78 – 13 May 2013

Not just any clown can satisfy a million women, explained Ronald.

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May 13, 2013 · 6:05 pm
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#77 – 7 May 2013

Life in the slow lane gets you there later.

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May 7, 2013 · 2:37 pm
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#76 – 6 May 2013

Sleepwalking can save a fortune in taxi fares.

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May 6, 2013 · 10:59 am
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#75 – 30 Apr 2013

Casual Friday at the nudist colony is just disgusting.

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April 30, 2013 · 9:20 am
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#74 – 29 Apr 2013

The truest follower of the latest fashion is next season.

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April 29, 2013 · 10:40 am
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#73 – 26 Apr 2013

Placebos are first tested on hypochondriac animals.

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#72 – 25 Apr 2013

Posh cannibal restaurants don’t serve drunks.

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#71 – 24 Apr 2013

Every day it takes longer to study for the history exam.

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