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#70 – 23 Apr 2013

Jogging is such a painful way to get from A to A.

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April 23, 2013 · 1:37 pm
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#69 – 22 Apr 2013

A Police Dog is cross-breeding gone too far.

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April 22, 2013 · 9:55 pm
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#68 – 19 Apr 2013

People who “give their 110%” should go back to school.

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April 19, 2013 · 10:16 am
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#67 – 18 Apr 2013

The French still haven’t returned from lunch.

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April 18, 2013 · 3:49 pm
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#66 – 17 Apr 2013

24hr fast food service seems kind of slow.

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April 17, 2013 · 5:52 pm
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#65 – 16 Apr 2013

When acquiring a bookshop, why not buy second-hand?

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April 16, 2013 · 11:33 pm
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#64 – 15 Apr 2013

Ku Klux Klan White remains the least popular wedding dress hue.

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April 15, 2013 · 6:01 pm
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#63 – 5 Apr 2013

A handicap system for I.Q. is developed.

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April 5, 2013 · 2:53 pm
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#62 – 4 Apr 2013

Member count of the most exclusive club in the world: Zero.

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April 4, 2013 · 3:42 pm
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#61 – 3 Apr 2013

It’s okay to say “No” to talking to drugs.

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April 3, 2013 · 11:58 am
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#60 – 2 Apr 2013

In many a Royal Family, king-size is a bit of an inside joke.

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April 2, 2013 · 8:52 pm
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#59 – 28 Mar 2013

He who has nachos for breakfast, smiles for the day.

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March 28, 2013 · 8:37 am
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#58 – 27 Mar 2013

Insurance on life hardly ever works.

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March 27, 2013 · 8:17 pm
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#57 – 26 Mar 2013

To erhm is hesitant. To fockit, decisive.

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March 26, 2013 · 6:29 pm
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#56 – 25 Mar 2013

Tipping oneself at Maccy D’s is just silly.

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March 25, 2013 · 2:31 pm
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#55 – 22 Mar 2013

Even Gandhi couldn’t resist the tune of an ice cream van.

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March 22, 2013 · 5:43 pm
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#54 – 21 Mar 2013

Air Lo-Co now charges for sick bags. By weight.

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March 21, 2013 · 8:46 pm
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#53 – 20 Mar 2013

Happiness equals a little too little.

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March 20, 2013 · 10:45 am
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#52 – 19 Mar 2013

The most common hedgehog names are Cindy and Philippe.

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March 19, 2013 · 9:02 pm
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#51 – 18 Mar 2013

One can seldom wait until quite everyone has arrived.

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March 18, 2013 · 9:45 am
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#50 – 15 Mar 2013

Life’s a holiday. Soon it’s back to work.

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March 15, 2013 · 12:25 pm
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#49 – 14 Mar 2013

If at first you miss success, try again and aim for failure.

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March 14, 2013 · 9:31 am
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#48 – 13 Mar 2013

Organised crime not only pays, but often leaves a healthy tip.

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March 13, 2013 · 2:37 pm
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#47 – 12 Mar 2013

Those resistant to change should always carry cheques.

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March 12, 2013 · 9:30 am
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#46 – 11 Mar 2013

A good stalker these days is hard to find.

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March 11, 2013 · 8:51 am